Fifty-Five Funny Memes Worth Your Time

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 15, 2019 3:08 AM EST

Here's another dump of 54 funny memes begging for your attention.

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  • 01
    News - 80% Never Forget the time Dr. Phil invited the creator of Bum Fights onto his show in order to shame him, and the mad lad came out dressed as Dr. Phil and had him SHOOK Pm EN TI ALL NEW
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 02
    Human - me leaving work early to get drunk drgrayfang
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 03
    Mythology - DM:"The dragon rests on a hoard of gold." PC:"We gather the town's wealth and add it in. The dragon will surely create jobs now."#GOPdnd
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 04
    Text - Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM · 06 Jan 18
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 05
    Eyebrow - Manager: We're more than just a team. We're a family.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 06
    Internet meme - ABC NEWS SUGGESTED THAT PARENTS PUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT, IN THE BACKSEAT TO AVOID ACCIDENTALLY LEAVING KIDS IN A HOT CAR Woodys360 SOMETHING IMPORTANT? OAY Noodys36c
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 07
    Product - When all my teammates die and the round is up to me now
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 08
    Product - My brain : " Slap them" Me :" Why ? " My brain :" you gotta $8.99 $12.99 CALROSE
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Fictional character - No. I am your father! Noo0000o! He may be your father boy but he ain't your daddy! ifunny.co ITT
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 10
    Photo caption - Mark Wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his borger resturantè Respect A MILE WIM RARAIC
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 11
    T-shirt - it is possible to commit no That is not a weakness. mistakes and still lose. That is life. tehjennismightier. I reblog this every time I see it, because it's one of life's hardest lessons.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 12
    Text - lawyer: anything you say will be held against you boy: the judge's titties judge: fue he's good
    via Imgur
  • 13
    Text - me after i finish taking a 5 minute smit, scrolling through my timeline for 20 minutes, and realize my legs fel asleep: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
    via Imgur
  • 14
    Vehicle - When you've slept for 2 hours and think coffee will help C137BY
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 15
    Cartoon - A Coconut Horse Sound Making Thingy For Bikes 00 Quiet down and take thy riches 10c MemeCenter
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 16
    People - WELCOME TO AMERICA WHERE EVERYONE IS EITHER AN ENGINEER WHO MAKES 200K+ OR A WALMART EMPLOYEE LIVING ON FOOD STAMPS
    via Reddit
  • 17
    Art - When you have the perfect meme for a situation but have to search through your 800+ memes archive
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 18
    Text - "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say "welcome to the rice field mother fu Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses = Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba FROST ENERY IRobol made with mematic
    via Imgur
  • 19
    Tree - "We've seized 299 kilos of illegal narcotics" "299?" "Yes, 299.."
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 20
    Photo caption - IF YOU SAY YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE CHILDREN OF GOD ALABAMA MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE 50TH IN EDUCATION BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS imgflip.com
    via Reddit
  • 21
    Musical instrument - MRFF OKCFOX.COM Suspect hiding from police passes gas so loudly that it gives up their hiding spot *just a tiny fart; they won't hear* His asshole:
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 22
    Photo caption - *tries to be quiet while takin a shit in a public restroom* Booty: Skddda Pot pot pot kot kot Skiddy kit pot pot Poot bdddrm poom
    via Imgur
  • 23
    Hair - When u clock in at 9, work for 7 hours and realize it's only 9:30 Shitheadsteve
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 24
    Cartoon - Me: Bites into extremely hot pizza and burns my mouth Me 3 seconds later: ndo it again
    via Imgur
  • 25
    Text - Tate Reeves Glad to see that IICE is working hard to enforce our immigration laws. 680 aliens detained in Mississippi today. We must enforce our laws, for the safety of all Americans. Well done @USAttyHurst and @realDonald Trump. @tatereeves · 16h t7 51 2.8K 205 Elizabeth Henry @elizabthcorinne Replying to @tatereeves @USAttyHurst and @realDonaldTrump Tate, that is absolutely shameful. Children like your beautiful girls have been stuck at school for hours bc they're parents were detained
    via Reddit
  • 26
    Text - when you sneeze at a class full of anti vaxx kids 24 KILL STREAK! for TACTICAL NUKE. Press C
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 27
    Hair - When you wake up and you're just trying to get to the coffee, but the kids are asking you a million questions the.n3rd.dad
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 28
    Facial expression - When youre 3 cups of coffee in and its only 9 am FX FX FX
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 29
    Hair - er You're a wizard mo
    via Imgur
  • 30
    Face - Her:I sent you a video on whatsapp Me: I can't open it, no storage space left Her: Delete some memes then Me: omocazio add feld NKED CONTACTS contacts. Delete Contact Cancel
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 31
    Text - terriamon itd be fund up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate hollowedskin I was having a good day. sphinxfeathers Can you imagine trying to talk with waggling, flaccid teeth flipping around in your mouth like weird bone noodles? hollowedskin stop making it worse!!
    via Imgur
  • 32
    Art - little known fact: Yawning was invented when Anthony Yawny tried to breath twice
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 33
    Pumpkin - The perfect Jack-o'-lantern doesn't exi...
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 34
    Cartoon - When you're just chilling then a random part of your body feels like it's being stabbed for 5 seconds
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 35
    Text - CNN CNN @CNN Scared by that new report on climate change? Here's what you can do to help: • Eat less meat (about 30%) Swap your car or plane ride for a bus or train • Use a smart thermostat in your home Adam H. Johnson @adamjohnsonNYC reminder that 100 corporations are responsible for 71% of global greenhouse gas emissions and presenting the crisis as a moral failing on the part of individuals without noting this fact is journalistic malpractice. 58.5K Likes 31.5K Retweets boredpanda.com
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 36
    Face - Area 51 here I come Area 51 count me in Area 51 get ready can you guess what the rod is cooking Telepathic communication with aliens is my specialty. I'm in bitches! Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito @therecoveringproblemchild The guards won't be able to handle my magnum dong. Count me in
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 37
    Text - The Holy Bible says that a woman can be sold to her rapist after he violates her. The Ouran says that a woman must be always sexually submissive to men. The Satanic Bible says to not make sexual advances unless they are reciprocated. YALL MC RS NEED SATAN
    via Imgur
  • 38
    Text - ta co @recursivetaco Need a math nerd to solve the following problem: I make my son a peanut butter sandwich. Rectangle, no crust, let's say 5" by 4". I cut it diagonally into two TRIANGLES. However, he wants SQUARES. If he weighs 55 Ibs, how much force is needed to launch him into the sun?
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 39
    Cartoon - Me, knowing full well I can only handle mild salsa Very hot salsa My asshole
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 40
    Text - * l 69% 0 10:51 PM Sun, 6 May, 2:49 AM I've got a dick and a knife and one of them's going inside you Today 9:59 PM l'd prefer the knife coz that way l'd actually feel it Sent Type a message... GIF
    via Reddit
  • 41
    Fictional character - If I were Superman, I would fly into Space and find proof that Aliens Existed!
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 42
    Canidae - When u hear noise outside and try to warn your owner but he tells u to stop barking Guess he l die
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 43
    Great white shark - Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 44
    White - OKAY, NEXT I'M ĠONNA CHECK YOUR REFLEXES. @CHRISHALLBECK ALRIGHT, LOOKS GOOD. .
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 45
    Wrestler - When the restaurant gets my order wrong LA VES THE ROCK My girl Me HAMP APTHAT RAMPI
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 46
    Internet meme - I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 47
    Cat - Doctor: Are you getting enough rest? Me:
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 48
    Cartoon - THIS is A FAMOUS WIZARD FROM THE EAST HE HAS DEALT WITH TwO TOWERS BEFORE LECTRR
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 49
    Door - My account Me Guessing my own g password adam.the.creator
    via Imgur
  • 50
    Text - Kid: Mom, what's dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap. Kid: Mom! I'm blind. Mom: Exactly.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 51
    Cartoon - e. flake My parents "If you connect the measles it spells out are idiots.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 52
    Cartoon - Medieval conservatives If they had more gold, then we would too, it's They shouldn't have to pay taxes to the king. the Lords worked hard to get where they common sense. are.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 53
    Photo caption - I WENT TO DONATE BLOOD TODAY, BUT THEY KÈPT ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS. WHO'S BLOOD IS THIS? WHERE DID YOU GET IT? DOORKICKERSINC. @FACEBOOK.COM
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 54
    Album cover - i tell people i'm socially awkward but the truth is i'm also privately awkward animatedtext
    via Stolen Memes and Such.
  • 55
    Text - Friend: shes so hot Me: shes 14 Friend: age is just a number Me: you know what else is just a number? Friend: what? Me: 911 2= 3- 4 6- 7.
    via Stolen Memes and Such.

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